Time to get my predictions hat on ahead of this weekend’s international action.
England Vs Australia
I’ll be honest, I’m worried. My heart is saying “We can do it. We’re fielding a team of substitutes but it’ll be fine - they’ll step up. The boys will play the game of their lives and bring more passion to Twickenham than Berlusconi on twelve Viagra at the Playboy bloody mansion.” But my head is telling my heart “Fuck right off mate, we’ve got more chance of finding Abu Hamza reading the bible in a glove shop”.
I’m afraid, dear friends, that England will have their arses handed to them.
Australia will win by 15.
Wales Vs New Zealand
Let’s pray there is another post haka front up. Wales will be all out gunning for the ABs this year and I reckon there is a chance they could do it. But they won’t.
New Zealand will win by 3.
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