I know your secrets, Daley!

Readers of this blog will know that I have the upmost respect for Tom Daley. I am a great admirer of his tanning skills. But I’ve recently been amazed to find out young Daley has another string to his bow. Yup, when he’s not bouncing on the boards, the little tan machine in racing up the rankings in women’s tennis.

It’s quite remarkable. When not diving he’s moonlighting as a former Junior Wimbledon Champion. Am I the only one who’s worked out his rouse? Surely there must be others out there who’ve uncovered his scheme?

He’s a clever lad you know. This makes sure he will definitely win Young Sportsperson of the Year at Christmas.